Will The Real Joe Horn Please Stand Up?
|No, I’m not the Joseph Horn who, together with Frank Hardart, founded the “Horn & Hardart”
chain of coin-operated restaurants (which they called “Automats”), although the first Horn & Hardart’s
was constructed in Philadelphia, as was I.|
|No, I’m not the Joseph Horn who wrote the book “Mark It with a Stone”.
He survived Auschwitz and Bergen-Belsen. The most horrifying place that I’ve ever encountered was 3rd grade in
|No, I’m not the Joe Horn who was a student at Jordan High School (Durham,
NC), who acted in the plays The Curious Savage and Into The Woods
(in which “Horn captured the enthusiasm of a little boy while being humorously
overdramatic”), and who was elected Region 3 Student Director for the North
Carolina State Thespians. I’m not a thespian. No, I’m not!
|No, I’m not the Joe Horn who is a
former Los Angeles County sheriff’s deputy,
and who is now a forensics consultant in Scottsdale, Arizona.
He’s more opinionated than me, but I agree with everything he has written on
the Web and Usenet, even his Waco musings. Nor am I the Joe Horn who is
his dad in Newport News. Nor am I the Joe Horn who is his son, a casino
dealer in Las Vegas!